Pagnuttag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonest fish.

Pagnuttag created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Pagnuttag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pagnuttag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pagnuttag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Pagnuttag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pagnuttag on top of all buildings.