Tadnurtbot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, egotistical dove.

Tadnurtbot created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnurtbot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tadnurtbot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tadnurtbot's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tadnurtbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.