Rullgatkip Pas is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil finch.

Rullgatkip Pas created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullgatkip Pas, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullgatkip Pas, he will turn you into a duck.

Rullgatkip Pas' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rullgatkip Pas' Holy Commandments

1. Rullgatkip Pas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not stand on grass.