Arpjarnhak Tanhubfig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective meerkat.

Arpjarnhak Tanhubfig created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpjarnhak Tanhubfig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arpjarnhak Tanhubfig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Arpjarnhak Tanhubfig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Arpjarnhak Tanhubfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Erect four copper sculptures of Arpjarnhak Tanhubfig on top of important buildings.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Never jump in the presence of foxes.