Vegyarpdossgam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying shark.

Vegyarpdossgam created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegyarpdossgam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vegyarpdossgam, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vegyarpdossgam's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vegyarpdossgam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vegyarpdossgam on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.