Sabrillfabwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking skunk.

Sabrillfabwon created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrillfabwon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabrillfabwon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sabrillfabwon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sabrillfabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never wear indigo kilts.