Sabrillfabwon is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, unthinking
skunk.
Sabrillfabwon created dark energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabrillfabwon, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Sabrillfabwon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Sabrillfabwon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Sabrillfabwon's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not wear silicon on your body.
5. Never wear indigo kilts.