Bodnillrip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic owl.

Bodnillrip created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnillrip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bodnillrip, she will think nothing of it.

Bodnillrip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bodnillrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Worship no other gods but Bodnillrip.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never hurt otters.