Rotgemfob is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful
rhinoceros.
Rotgemfob created dark matter seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rotgemfob, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Rotgemfob, he will come to you in dreams.
Rotgemfob's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Rotgemfob's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.