Ruthancap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ruthless chinchilla.

Ruthancap created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruthancap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ruthancap, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ruthancap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ruthancap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Ruthancap must be the most important thing in your life.