Gepfatwab is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil
walrus.
Gepfatwab created the Sol system nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gepfatwab, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gepfatwab, she will turn you into a tree.
Gepfatwab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Gepfatwab's Holy Commandments1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Gepfatwab on top of important buildings.
2. Turtles are not to be trusted.
3. Hide if nine voles approach from the west.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Gepfatwab.
5. Never eat bark.