Tettibitved is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, all-knowing frog.

Tettibitved created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Tettibitved, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tettibitved, she will make you grow a tail.

Tettibitved's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tettibitved's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.