Davflisjin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic tapir.

Davflisjin created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Davflisjin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Davflisjin, he will cry a lot.

Davflisjin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Davflisjin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Davflisjin's name in vain.

5. You must love Davflisjin.