Tanbenven is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless
pig.
Tanbenven created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tanbenven, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Tanbenven, it will turn you into a tree.
Tanbenven's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Tanbenven's Holy Commandments1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not hurt bats.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.
5. You must love Tanbenven.