Gofcunbum Xenkabqueeg is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, passionate
shark.
Gofcunbum Xenkabqueeg created tapeworms seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Gofcunbum Xenkabqueeg, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Gofcunbum Xenkabqueeg, she will think nothing of it.
Gofcunbum Xenkabqueeg's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Gofcunbum Xenkabqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Always wear purple.
2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never think about asteroids.