Batcidfum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest cow.

Batcidfum created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batcidfum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Batcidfum, she will turn you into a worm.

Batcidfum's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Batcidfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Batcidfum.

3. Never paint your feet indigo.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Always obey Batcidfum's priests.