Tomvonktan is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless
raven.
Tomvonktan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tomvonktan, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Tomvonktan, she will have a low opinion of you.
Tomvonktan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Tomvonktan's Holy Commandments1. Never sit near ants.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never jump in the presence of aardvarks.
5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.