Lansogdub is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident clam.

Lansogdub created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lansogdub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lansogdub, it will send minions to preach to you.

Lansogdub's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lansogdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Lansogdub loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.