Zenbassdag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy camel.

Zenbassdag created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenbassdag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zenbassdag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zenbassdag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zenbassdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Pigs are not to be trusted.