Wadtonstik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited raven.

Wadtonstik created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadtonstik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadtonstik, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wadtonstik's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wadtonstik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadtonstik.

5. Hide from yellow mice for they are unholy.