Yarpparksin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, weak pig.

Yarpparksin created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpparksin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarpparksin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yarpparksin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yarpparksin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarpparksin.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.