Nakflapwitcutrowlip is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective mink.

Nakflapwitcutrowlip created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakflapwitcutrowlip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nakflapwitcutrowlip, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nakflapwitcutrowlip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nakflapwitcutrowlip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nakflapwitcutrowlip.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not kill badgers.