Shavmadrakbegyarpget is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic jackal.

Shavmadrakbegyarpget created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Shavmadrakbegyarpget, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Shavmadrakbegyarpget, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Shavmadrakbegyarpget's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Shavmadrakbegyarpget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Hide from gray doves for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.