Sashighasfatliblarnflap Capdogsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish walrus.

Sashighasfatliblarnflap Capdogsaw created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sashighasfatliblarnflap Capdogsaw, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sashighasfatliblarnflap Capdogsaw, it will turn you into a worm.

Sashighasfatliblarnflap Capdogsaw's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sashighasfatliblarnflap Capdogsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three otters approach from the south.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sashighasfatliblarnflap Capdogsaw on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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