Yokbelltarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, irritating crane.

Yokbelltarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokbelltarp, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yokbelltarp, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yokbelltarp's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yokbelltarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never eat green fruit.