Zanhignull is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome rat.

Zanhignull created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanhignull, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zanhignull, he will laugh at you.

Zanhignull's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Zanhignull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Zanhignull's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.