Vagcumarp Rengumnutt Hogbusgeptittonzodratpark is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, conceited horse.

Vagcumarp Rengumnutt Hogbusgeptittonzodratpark created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagcumarp Rengumnutt Hogbusgeptittonzodratpark, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vagcumarp Rengumnutt Hogbusgeptittonzodratpark, she will turn you into a rat.

Vagcumarp Rengumnutt Hogbusgeptittonzodratpark's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vagcumarp Rengumnutt Hogbusgeptittonzodratpark's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vagcumarp Rengumnutt Hogbusgeptittonzodratpark.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.