Nellappfas is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair duck.

Nellappfas created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellappfas, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nellappfas, he will not care.

Nellappfas' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nellappfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nellappfas.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.