Hablakbid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying dingo.

Hablakbid created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hablakbid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hablakbid, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hablakbid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hablakbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Hablakbid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hablakbid.

5. Never look at black holes.