Bomflanhuglap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate gorilla.

Bomflanhuglap created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomflanhuglap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bomflanhuglap, it will be very sad.

Bomflanhuglap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bomflanhuglap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not take Bomflanhuglap's name in vain.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Do not kill manatees.
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