Vadpodhug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful naga.

Vadpodhug created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadpodhug, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vadpodhug, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vadpodhug's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vadpodhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vadpodhug.

4. Never feed bananas to hamsters while wearing fawn jumpers.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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