Zigxinnel is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unselfish chinchilla.

Zigxinnel created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigxinnel, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zigxinnel, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zigxinnel's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zigxinnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Put Zigxinnel first in all things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zigxinnel.