Fodlapceb is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, awesome
seal.
Fodlapceb created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fodlapceb, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Fodlapceb, she will not care at all.
Fodlapceb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Fodlapceb's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Fodlapceb nine times a day.
2. Run away if three shrews approach from the west.
3. Never bounce in the presence of ants.
4. Fodlapceb must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never wear cyan shirts.