Pasbugced Dibgomwegyart is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unjust donkey.

Pasbugced Dibgomwegyart created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbugced Dibgomwegyart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pasbugced Dibgomwegyart, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pasbugced Dibgomwegyart's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pasbugced Dibgomwegyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.