Hivfubbud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented otter.

Hivfubbud created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivfubbud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hivfubbud, it will turn you into a worm.

Hivfubbud's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hivfubbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never wear white shoes.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.