Dudarnzog Yarltarpstip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, kind sheep.

Dudarnzog Yarltarpstip created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudarnzog Yarltarpstip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dudarnzog Yarltarpstip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dudarnzog Yarltarpstip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dudarnzog Yarltarpstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
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