Konzaghangil is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sage warg.

Konzaghangil created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konzaghangil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Konzaghangil, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Konzaghangil's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Konzaghangil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Respect your elders.