Taprennar is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, vain
crocodile.
Taprennar created gold nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Taprennar, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Taprennar, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Taprennar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Taprennar's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Taprennar.
2. Run away if eight swans approach from the south.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Do not skip in public.
5. Never paint your head magenta.