Mipsiskab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional monkey.

Mipsiskab created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipsiskab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipsiskab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mipsiskab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mipsiskab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. Never think about cell theory.