Honfetfig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain mongoose.

Honfetfig created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Honfetfig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Honfetfig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Honfetfig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Honfetfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always obey Honfetfig's priests.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.