Hakpid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, temperamental hedgehog.

Hakpid created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakpid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hakpid, he will turn you into a plant.

Hakpid's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hakpid's Holy Commandments

1. Hakpid loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never bounce near cats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.