Wadnillrul is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident tortoise.

Wadnillrul created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadnillrul, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadnillrul, it will turn you into a mole.

Wadnillrul's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wadnillrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.