Cibcamveen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless hamster.

Cibcamveen created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibcamveen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cibcamveen, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cibcamveen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cibcamveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cibcamveen on top of all buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.