Femlegbem is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident snake.

Femlegbem created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Femlegbem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Femlegbem, she will turn you into a tree.

Femlegbem's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Femlegbem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Femlegbem first in all things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Femlegbem.