Ontlargbun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic camel.

Ontlargbun created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontlargbun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ontlargbun, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ontlargbun's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ontlargbun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the west.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Never talk about gravity.