Gadnegnut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful crow.

Gadnegnut created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadnegnut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gadnegnut, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gadnegnut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gadnegnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Erect five tin sculptures of Gadnegnut on top of important buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.