Zanvolbag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring raven.

Zanvolbag created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanvolbag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zanvolbag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zanvolbag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zanvolbag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Zanvolbag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.