Vedfemcambog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet human.

Vedfemcambog created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Vedfemcambog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vedfemcambog, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vedfemcambog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vedfemcambog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven eagles approach from the west.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear red boots.