Bafsablinlegminpas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented lobster.

Bafsablinlegminpas created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bafsablinlegminpas, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafsablinlegminpas, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bafsablinlegminpas' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bafsablinlegminpas' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bafsablinlegminpas on top of all buildings.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.