Tanarpbabdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying raccoon.

Tanarpbabdoss created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanarpbabdoss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanarpbabdoss, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tanarpbabdoss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tanarpbabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Hide from black manatees for they are unholy.