Padhommum is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast walrus.

Padhommum created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Padhommum, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Padhommum, it will turn you into a frog.

Padhommum's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Padhommum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about nebulae.